Yeah, I bought dog stairs to the bed. You got a problem with that? I don't know if it means I'm more crazy than before, or if it means that I'm just to lazy to lift a small dog into a big bed. I didn't just buy any dog stairs, I bought the kind that requires a drill to put it together. You are welcome Ryan.
Step 1: Get angry, make me assist.
Step 2: Make me hold it all together, do not move.
Step 3: Reread directions because something doesn't seem right. (Insert swear words and sighs.)
Step 4: Drill the shit out of it!
Step 5: Try to teach The Dude how to walk up the stairs. This a definite work in progress. He is def not comfortable with the steps.