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I heart the TV picture box something fierce. Laughing, crying, (maybe just a tear or two when the Humane Society commercial comes on), and freaking out if I'm watching the Discovery Channel.

I finally feel TV producers have finally gotten the message about reality shows. It seems there are more actual scripted series making their way back on the TV. I am fuckin tired of reality shows. Please don't put 7 hot skinny peeps and one gay dude in a house to see what happens. You want me to watch? Put three hot gay dudes and two hot straight dudes and two normal looking girls in a house to see what happens. I will watch that. Probably the straight dudes turn gay. Is that mean?


Maybe that's why I don't watch any of that Amazing Race or Big Brother shit. I had hopes and dreams when I was 13 to get on MTV's retarded Real World show. That's when they looked like normal people. Then as the years progressed and I got smarter (I think), the people on the show got skinnier and fucking stupid. Don't the "reality stars", that's a term I use loosely, know what hot tubs are for? Getting you wasted so you can fuck the ugly guys that looked good while you were WASTED. This is why I watch porn. I know how the story line goes.


I'm going to go over some of my fav TV shows below. Now, some of you might think...damn she watches a lot of television. What you don't know if I heart DVR something fierce. I will not watch fucking commercials if I don't have to. So, that half hour show just turned into 18 minutes. I have that kind of time since it perpetually rains every day in Pennsylvania.

Up All Night- Christina Applegate and Will Arnett and some other people too

Now honestly, I don't watch too many programs where the story line is about babies. But every time I saw the commercial, I thought to myself I have got watch this. I was hoping it wasn't one of those shows that play all the funny parts in the commercials. Then when you watch the show it's a big pile of poo.

As soon as the first was over I was hooked. One of the first scenes is Reagan (Applegate) and Chris (Arnett) telling their baby how fuckin cute she is. The bleep out the swear words, but you know they are saying it. I loved it from that point on. It seems like Reagan has a little Kelly Bundy in her. The show is great I will keep watching for sure.

Workaholics

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This show rocks. It has taught me about how in a group of people, only one person can wear a fedora. The universal tight butthole symbol. How it’s still ok to have a mediocre job and rock out with CeeLo Green (the dragon). I would totally party it up with these guys. Maybe not Ders, unless you get him drunk on pina coladas.

Louis CK

I love this guy. If I saw him in public, I would buy him a shot. I love how his show isn’t all sunshine, butterflies, and hearts. The show makes me laugh, but doesn’t always wrap the ending up with pretty pink bow. I want to see him live. I almost want to contact him to tell him how awesome he is, but I don’t want to seem stalkerish. I’ll stalk from afar.

Bob’s Burgers

Who’d have thought a cartoon about a burger shop would be so funny? I love the fact that most of the characters are played by men who don’t really try to disguise their voice when they talk. I’m somewhat sad the same dude who plays Bob also voices Archer another cartoonish show. Archer is hot, Bob not so much with the come over. I can no longer think Archer is hot knowing what Bob looks like.

I love all the characters. But one of my favorite scenes is where Tina starts laying on the floor moaning. Then everyone else joins in. Ryan and I try to replicate the moaning while we shopping in the grocery store. It really throws people off. Or, when Ryan wants me to clean something. I start the Tina moan.

Unfortunately for you guys I could not find the video where Tina lays on the floor. Instead, I found a montage of her moaning. Very funny. Try moaning like Tina.

South Park

This is an oldie but a goodie. When this show first came out it totally rocked. It was like the Simpsons only edgier, darker, and frankly funnier. I love child cartoon characters that swear. Then somewhere in the middle, I stopped watching. I might not have been able to afford cable or maybe I was out boozing that night when it was on. I restarted watching South Park maybe about two years ago and I love it more than ever. How many times have you said, they killed Kenny, you bastard!?! South Park has taught us what green apple splatter is, space cash, and sometimes you need to just make a left turn. If you need to look up what green apple splatter is, I can wait. 

The creators must really not care about the FCC or maybe Comedy Central doesn’t because they say shit all the time that shouldn’t be played before 10 p.m. That makes me love it even more! I’m an adult. I don’t need everything I watch to be so sanitized. If I were a good parent, I wouldn’t let my child watch this program. Moms that bitch about how terrible the show is really annoy the shit out of me. You have the power to turn the TV off. Don’t want little Johnny watching South Park? Turn the dial asshole. Or go read a book to the kid. Stop letting the TV teach our kids. If you don’t want your kids being influenced by TV, then maybe you should spend a little time with them instead.   

There's a lot more shows out there that I watch, but I just don't have the time to write a little blooper on all of them. What shows are a must see for you?